Featured collection
Discover Crass Designs! Rude, hilarious T-shirts, hoodies & gifts that say what everyone’s thinking. Offensive humor, premium quality, fast shipping. Shop the crudest collection now!
-
"Light vs Darkness" - Unisex t-shirt
Regular price $40.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $40.00 USD -
"Faith is my compass" - Unisex t-shirt
Regular price From $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $30.00 USD -
"Warriors Of Light" - Unisex t-shirt
Regular price From $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $30.00 USD -
"Holy Spirit" - Unisex t-shirt
Regular price From $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $30.00 USD -
Red & Gold Wheelchair Fan - Unique Football Satire Unisex t-shirt
Regular price $32.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $32.00 USD -
Cake pop demon hunters - Youth heavy blend hoodie
Regular price $60.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $60.00 USD -
Chop it like its hot Apron
Regular price $36.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $36.00 USD -
Table Flipper Lvl 20 - Crass Designs Unisex Hoodie
Regular price $65.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $65.00 USD
Browse our latest products
Collections
-
Crass Designs
Discover Crass Designs! Rude, hilarious T-shirts, hoodies & gifts that say what...
-
Hippocrisy®️
Welcome to Hippocrisy®️ by Crass Designs, the spot where satire meets style...
Hippocrisy™️
Welcome to Hippocrisy®️ by Crass Designs, the spot where satire meets style on your favorite tees. This collection is all about those “wait, what?” moments in politics, pop culture, and everyday life—illustrated by our signature humanoid hippos calling out the double-standards we all love to cringe at.
Each design in Hippocrisy®️ packs a punch of dark humor, letting the art speak for itself. We intend to offend, so nobody is safe from our nonpartisan humor. Perfect for anyone who wants to make a statement—whether it’s at a rally, a house party, or just scrolling through your feed. Slip on a Hippocrisy®️ tee and let the world know you see through the smoke and mirrors… all while looking damn good doing it.
-
Hippocrisy®️ - Cuffed Beanie
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Mental Dominance" - Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Influence or die" - Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
Hippocrisy®️ Snapback Hat
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $35.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $35.00 USD -
"Hippocrisy®️ Logo" - Unisex lightweight zip up windbreaker
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $95.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $95.00 USD -
"Up, up, and away!" - Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Rage, Post, Repeat!" - Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Welcome all, solve nothing!" - Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Wait until it's too late!" Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Work's over, bots win!" - Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Be good or get scored" - Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Stuck in transit"- Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Eat less, pay more." - Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Read less, obey more." - Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Just call me hippo!" - Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Woke is for the broke" - Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Thrive in the decline" - Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Click to win!" - Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"If it bleeds, it leads" - Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Eat the vote!" - Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Degree in debt" - Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Think first, yell later"- Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"#Helping" - Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Productivity? Never heard of her."- Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD -
"Talk big, do nothing" Hippocrisy®️ Unisex t-shirt
Vendor:Crass DesignsRegular price $30.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $30.00 USD
Crass Designs
443 Weathered Edge Dr.
Saint Augustine, FL 32092
(925) 436 - 0815
Support@CrassDesigns.com
























