Crass Designs
"Woke is for the broke" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
"Woke is for the broke" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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Unleash your inner rebel with this bold “Woke Is for the Broke” tee from the HIPPOCRISY collection. Featuring a sharp-suited humanoid hippo screaming buzzwords like Equity and Diversity through a megaphone, this design is a savage parody of modern virtue signaling and woke culture. Set against a dull, expressionless crowd, this shirt cuts through the noise with unapologetic satire.
Whether you're sick of corporate pandering or just love dark humor with bite, this graphic tee is perfect for people who think independently and aren't afraid to laugh at the madness. Crafted for comfort and designed to provoke.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
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