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"Just call me hippo!" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
"Just call me hippo!" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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Break free from the labels with the "Just Call Me Hippo" T-Shirt by HIPPOCRISY™ – your go-to brand for bold satire and dark humor. This premium graphic tee showcases a furious, hyper-realistic humanoid hippo shredding through a barrage of identity-driven labels like Privileged, Victim, Enemy, Oppressor, and more. With a fiery protest backdrop and the defiant slogan “Just Call Me Hippo,” this design takes a swing at today's culture wars, virtue signaling, and ideological tribalism.
Perfect for free thinkers, anti-woke warriors, veterans of the meme war, and anyone who’s tired of being shoved into boxes. Make your stance clear: you're not the labels they throw at you—you're your own beast.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
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