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"Up, up, and away!" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
"Up, up, and away!" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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Watch out – prices aren’t the only thing skyrocketing! Our “Up, Up, and Away!” T-shirt features a hyper-realistic 3D-rendered humanoid hippo in a sharp red banker’s suit, floating helplessly upward with a neon green balloon labeled “Prices.” With a hilariously panicked expression and surreal sky backdrop, this dark humor design pokes fun at inflation and economic absurdity with style.
Perfect for fans of political satire, dark comedy, and eye-catching graphics, this bold design from the HIPPOCRISY collection is sure to spark conversations and raise eyebrows. Whether you're making a statement or just laughing through the madness – this tee’s got your back.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Perfect for fans of political satire, dark comedy, and eye-catching graphics, this bold design from the HIPPOCRISY collection is sure to spark conversations and raise eyebrows. Whether you're making a statement or just laughing through the madness – this tee’s got your back.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
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