Crass Designs
"#Helping" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
"#Helping" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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Strike a nerve and spark a laugh with the HIPPOCRISY™ “#HELPING” T-shirt, a brutally honest satire of influencer culture and performative activism. Featuring a photorealistic humanoid hippo dripped out in streetwear, clutching a ring light and phone while chaos brews in the background, this design roasts the “look-at-me” helpers who care more about likes than lives.
🧠 Designed for the savage thinkers who call out BS.
😂 Perfect for mocking fake empathy and clout-chasers.
💯 Premium fit. Ultra-soft feel. Zero sugar-coating.
Whether you're speaking truth on social, chilling at the beach, or dropping satirical bombs in public, this shirt screams: “I see the hypocrisy—and I’m not playing nice.”
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
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