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"Talk big, do nothing" Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt

"Talk big, do nothing" Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt

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Wake up to the sad reality of modern politics with this brutal dose of satire from the HIPPOCRISY™ collection. Featuring our signature 3D-rendered humanoid hippo passed out at an international summit, dressed to impress in a golden suit but clearly out of gas — this design roasts the empty words and snooze-worthy speeches of global elites.

Set against a backdrop of world flags and flanked by branded coffee cups he clearly didn't finish, this shirt screams what we’re all thinking: “Talk Big, Do Nothing.”
Perfect for those who are fed up with bureaucratic bloat, fake diplomacy, and virtue-signaling nonsense.

Whether you're a patriot, a political junkie, or just someone with a savage sense of humor, this darkly funny tee will get people talking (and maybe doing something for once).

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
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