Chomp down on the status quo with the “Eat the Vote!” T-shirt from HIPPOCRISY™ – where satire bites harder than reality. Featuring our signature hyper-realistic humanoid hippo mid-meal on a ballot, this design skewers the illusion of choice with unapologetic dark humor. Perfect for voters fed up with the system or anyone who loves sharp political commentary with a heavy dose of absurdity.
This bold graphic tee is ideal for free thinkers, political cynics, and rebellious spirits who prefer their satire raw and slightly unhinged. Whether you're wearing it to the polls, protests, or your next conspiracy-friendly barbecue – this shirt makes your apathy bite back.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
