Get loud, get weird—and call out the chaos with the “Yell First, Think Later” HIPPOCRISY® T-shirt. Featuring our iconic humanoid hippo front and center, this design skewers the modern protest culture of outrage without reflection. With its bold print and darkly comedic tone, this shirt is perfect for those who see through the noise and aren't afraid to wear their sarcasm on their sleeve.
This shirt is more than apparel—it's a satirical battle cry for those sick of knee-jerk activism and double standards. Whether you're posting up at a rally or just scrolling through the absurdity of modern discourse, this tee keeps your message clear: mock the madness.
✅ Exclusive HIPPOCRISY® design ✅ Satire meets streetwear ✅ Made for free thinkers, contrarians, and chaos connoisseurs
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
