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"Click to win!" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
"Click to win!" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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Get ready to break the internet — or at least a few brains — with the “Click to Win” T-shirt from HIPPOCRISY®. Featuring a 3D-rendered humanoid hippo in a hacker hoodie, furiously typing while democracy explodes in the background, this design skewers the chaos of modern elections and the digital dystopia we all pretend isn’t happening.
Perfect for keyboard warriors, meme lords, and anyone who’s ever questioned how “safe and secure” your vote really is. Satirical, edgy, and unapologetically controversial — just the way we like it.
🔥 Trigger NPCs
🔥 Make a statement without saying a word
🔥 Ideal for free thinkers, conspiracy realists & meme militia vets
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
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