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"To infinity... for a price!" Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
"To infinity... for a price!" Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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Strap in and blast off with biting satire in our "To Infinity... For a Price!" T-shirt from the HIPPOCRISY collection. Featuring a smug humanoid hippo astronaut riding the "Billionaire Express" rocket, this design skewers the billionaire space race with style, sarcasm, and dark humor. A bold jab at the elite's cosmic ambitions, it’s perfect for those who like their commentary as sharp as their fashion.
Whether you’re orbiting conspiracy theories or grounded in cold reality, this 3D-rendered masterpiece delivers a payload of truth wrapped in absurdity.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
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