Collection: Hippocrisy™️
Welcome to Hippocrisy™️ by Crass Designs, the spot where satire meets style on your favorite tees. This collection is all about those “wait, what?” moments in politics, pop culture, and everyday life—illustrated by our signature humanoid hippos calling out the double-standards we all love to cringe at.
Each design in Hippocrisy packs a punch of dark humor, letting the art speak for itself. We intend to offend, so nobody is safe from our nonpartisan humor. Perfect for anyone who wants to make a statement—whether it’s at a rally, a house party, or just scrolling through your feed. Slip on a Hippocrisy tee and let the world know you see through the smoke and mirrors… all while looking damn good doing it.

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"Up, up, and away!" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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"Rage, Post, Repeat!" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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"Welcome all, solve nothing!" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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"Wait until it's too late!" Unisex t-shirt
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"Work's over, bots win!" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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"Be good or get scored" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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"Stuck in transit"- Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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"Eat less, pay more." - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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"Read less, obey more." - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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"Just call me hippo!" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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"Woke is for the broke" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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"Thrive in the decline" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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"Click to win!" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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"If it bleeds, it leads" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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"Eat the vote!" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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"Degree in debt" - Hippocrisy Unisex t-shirt
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